-<p class="cke-footer"><emag> http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/38722/
-<Leebert> emag: I don't see any other source claiming she's dead,
- just collapsed.
-<tim_m> what's wrong with et online?
-<ascii_phil> It keeps trying to use Skype to phone home.
+<p class="cke-footer"><ascii_phil> There once was a man named Bertold
+<ascii_phil> Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
+<ascii_phil> As he reached for his cup...
+<ascii_phil> "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
+<ascii_phil> Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!